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"Gentlemen, milady- you shall always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow! Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're about to do something incredibly ... stupid. The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do, and what a man can't do. So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not? Wherever we want to go, we'll go. That's what a ship is, you know. It's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and a lot of sails, that's what a ship needs. But, what a ship is - what the Black Pearl really is - is freedom.

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Private | Selective | Est. 2012

//I'm not dead!

And neither is my muse.

Lately Jack and Syrena have been VERY alive in my mind. I just have no time and no laptop to write on right now :(((

So… I don't know. I'm toying with just writing through mobile. But I don't love it, because if won't be pretty, I won't have gifs, and it'll be much harder for me to keep track of things when I am here.

But my inner pirate is DYING to come out, and same with the inner mermaid.

Also. For anyone who knows about my Owen Grady blog… namely my most dear writing partner, sister, and one of my best friends ❤️ - He's also alive. Might need to watch the films again. But he's here.

I miss you guys. I don't know if anyone is even around or still follows me. But I miss you. I love you. And I never forgot you. ❤️

//I wanted to write longer tonight, but the screen is giving me a headache. Or adding to my current headache. I'm not sure :( Ah well. Love you guys. God bless. Be back soon <3

A Pirate's Life for Me? || Closed RP Captainjacksparrovv

lokislittlespider‌:

Natasha looked at the pirate and sighed, remembering that this was a time when electricity wasn't prevalent. Well, she just ruined the timeline. Oh well. "Either way… I'm happy to try anything," She offered softly before noticing his grin. "Oh? Any particular target in mind?"

She looked around and weighed her options. Who would be the best target?

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A flicker of wickedness ran through Jack's eyes as he smirked a sly smirk. He let out a low whistle, and a tiny monkey appeared, squealing and squalling as it climbed down the ratlines. Sharp fangs bared as it made its various noises, eyeing Jack suspiciously.

H is grin widened as he turned to Natasha with a weird sort of pride. "An undead monkey! Top that!"

everythingispirates:

everythingispirates:

Elizabeth is the only one of the main three who hasn't died do you think Will and Jack bully her for it?

Elizabeth: ugh this week is killing me

Will and Jack instantly:

dying-suffering-french-stalkers:

Some of you never learned how to multiship like adults thanks to iconic action-adventure trilogy Pirates of the Caribbean (2003-2007) and it really shows

//Hey, so just in case anyone wants to write with her, I have this lovely Syrena blog over at @oneofgodsowncreations and I'd love to have more threads over there! <3

swannofthesea‌:

There was a light purr of amusement in her throat when she heard his reply. From what she knew about him, which wasn't much unfortunately, she could tell he wasn't that bad of a man. As he gestured for her to move forward into the ship, she caught a glimpse of his past on his arm. It was only for a second, as his shirt quickly fell back into place, but she swore she saw a tattoo and burnt skin.

Her nostrils flared as her mind tried to mimic the scent of burning skin. Flames lapping at toes before swirling up the length of one's leg, all bodily hair disintegrating while the skin starts to melt. Ah, not the best memory to drag up.

The sound of his voice brought her back to the moment, the sea breeze a delightful surprise to waft in. She could feel a bead of sweat trickle down her back as she made her way into the depths of the ship.

"I'm not being treated any differently than the rest of the scumbags, at least," she began, attempting to keep herself from thinking about what had just flashed through her mind.

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 "N o," Jack replied, his voice low, his eyes steady. "We've got quite a lot here, that  I will admit, but my ship is a happy ship, for what it's worth. All are treated reasonably fairly." They were pirates, after all, and pirates tended to make their own rules up as they went along. Yet, Jack was a good captain, despite all his eccentricities, and he knew how to keep a crew happy.

"Y ou'll find the meal set up below. I trust you can follow the scent." He relished the fact that pirates often ate better than navymen or merchant men. Their stolen cargo was often more fresh than the slop the royals served their men. Plus, they often pulled into ports to refresh their stores a bit more often than the navy had.

A Pirate's Life for Me? || Closed RP Captainjacksparrovv

lokislittlespider‌:

Natasha pulled out a couple of things as she listened to the pirate, moving to be behind him. "I have a few things," She offered, setting down the small discs the size of finger pads. "These are the things I use to electrocute people… or cast nets of electric charge. I also have a semi-automatic pistol. I'd prefer to keep that though." She watched the pirate and arched an eyebrow as she waited for a response to her offerings. "I might have some other things… Granted… I only have what I'm wearing. But if we need to go and get something for payment… we need to get payment. A few more days won't mean much."

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"E lectric?" Jack murmured, eyeing the pads suspiciously. What harm could those small things really do? The witch woman might find them facinating, but he wasn't entirely sure. "I think you'll be allowed to keep your weapon," he smiled, the sly grin pulling at his lips.

H e weighed the choices. "Can you show me what those do," he asked, pointing to the finger pads, "On something, or perhaps someone, other than me?"

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thenavajovalleyhandler‌:

Alex rolled her eyes and snorted. "At least I know what I'm dealing with and not trespassing," she snapped at the man. "Now… if you would be so kind… don't judge the woman who can save your life. I work a damn good job and am here studying the actual habits of the animals I work with. So yes, there are two islands that house dinosaurs. But they're not supposed to have people in them! Everyone knows you don't come to the seven deaths unless you're going to the park on Isla Nublar!" She huffed and stepped closer to Jack, feeling a strength she hadn't had before she met Owen. "You want off this island… you'll need to do as I say. Got it?"

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"G ot it," Jack murmured, bitterly. He shut his trap, wisely choosing not to further anger the woman. He scanned the horizon once again for his ship, wondering just how he managed to lose his bearings so horridly.

"S o wot do you say we do, then?" Jack asked, his tone a bit more respectful. "I really don't wish to be dino dinner, love."

bowiebranflake:

yourfriendlypyrovampire:

supportjohnnydepp:

More woman have come forward and are willing to testify that they were abused by Amber Heard, there are now 19 independent witnesses, and still growing, who were abused by Amber, saw her abusing Johnny Depp, or caught her on lies

what we knew all along has been confirmed: Amber Heard abused her own sister

Amber Heard admitted abusing Johnny Depp under oath including throwing a can of paint thinner into his head in front of witnesses, punching him in the face when they were alone, and kicking a door into his head when he was kneeling down

https://theblast.com/amber-heard-johnny-depp-defamation-lawsuit-abuse-allegations/

Now my question is, how in the hell did she end up this way? From talking down to her mother as if she was the mother and her mom the child, striking her father on camera, now abusing her own sister(and everyone she's romantically linked to)?

Mr. & Mrs. Heard, you've created a monster who creates destruction wherever she goes. You have FAILED as parents.

Well said and also when multiple women came forward RE: Harvey whats 'is name, everyone rightly rallied round to support them but because women have come forward to admit they were abused by a fellow woman (you know the one) not much is being said. I mean clearly plenty is being said for it to get this far but its not enough and people still seem hellbent on wanting to kiss up to her like she's some kind of heavenly guardian. Sorry folks but its a hellish demon you're all madly in love with and if you ever end up with her, you'll find out for yourself.

swanwinged-princess‌:

_{"What..? Oh-! "}

_{Realizing her mistake, Tutu shook her head rapidly, hair and feathers bouncing around her face.}

 _{"Oh, nonono, he's… My father, the Swan King, is… He's not a mortal. He is a spirit– the king of the light spirits. He was tricked and- and most of his power sealed away before I was born, by the…"}

_{Trailing off, she clasped her wings tightly at her chest, lips pressed tightly together as her eyebrows knitted.}

_{"…The Monster Raven. That's- who's- what is attacking my kingdom…. He and all his servants- his– his horrible crows and the- the madmen who worship him; they're attacking my people, ruining the fields, laying waste to villages… The castle has been besieged for weeks, but I- I… Father, he sent me a message… I have to travel across the sea to find him and- and free him somehow; that's all I know, but… I had to do it, if there's any chance, I just have to…"}

_{A small, subtle voice crack, and a gathering mistiness in her eyes; cheeks coloring in mortification, she clapped a feathered hand to her mouth, as if in an attempt to silence herself.}

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T he Swann King. Jack recalled another by that name, but she was no one's father. Perhaps she was someone's mother. He had heard rumors floating around the seas, of the Swann and her boy, named Henry. But that was beside the point. Jack raised his brows, the word "Ah," escaping his lips. "I see. The Monster Raven, as it were. My dear," Jack cleared his throat. "I may not be the best one to help you in your case, but I can guide you to the one who is."

D ark eyes searched her face, hoping she would take the glimmer of hope he was offering. No, Captain Jack Sparrow was not the best choice to go up against a Monster Raven- the man would soon run and save his own hide from someone like that, unless the man in question had a direct issue with him in and of himself. of course. But seeing as the Raven was not a direct enemy of Jack's, and running away whilst leaving a poor girl all to herself was in bad taste, Jack decided to do the next best thing-

B ring her to Calypso.

diyozah:

Anamaria ⇒ Pirates of the Caribbean

"It's frightful bad luck to bring a woman aboard, sir."
                                                                         "It'd be far worse not to have her."

ashortdropandasuddenstop:

Since I could not find it ANYWHERE online , I uploaded it because it's my favorite deleted scene from Dead Man's chest! We see how the tables have turned and it is now Sparrow in control of the Former Commodore, teaching him a lesson in humility.

@sonofirishseas

ladywinsor‌:

By the Gods, this man was so much different than the others. Not only by his strange demeanor and way of speaking, although that was definitely a part. No, it was mostly his way of thinking. Of course, she couldn't read minds, however by his choice of words and what to focus on, he proved himself apart from the rest. For better or for worst.

As he stepped closer, the angular woman raises her chin, looking down on him with her dark eyes casting a deathly look despite the hint of her lips curving upward. Usually she didn't let most men get this close to her. They would be pushed away, or even worse. But this time she didn't feel threatened - yet. In fact, she was increasingly amused by the sun kissed man.

The words that came out of his mouth caused her sharp eyes to falter, cutting off the eye contact she had held. He expected her to give personal information so quickly. It was another reason to humor her. Glancing to the crew members at work nearby, her smile only deepened.

"Captain Sparrow, I don't believe you told me as to what our plan is," she began, rolling her head back to him. "But before such detailed talk, my stomach needs to be filled."

She turned to go indoors, where the food could hopefully be found. "Care to join, or does the captain not eat with measly crewmembers such as me?"

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W ell. Wise words, there. He had never been one to turn down a good meal, and a rumble from his own belly reminded him he could do with one as well. A slight smirk crossed his face, and he nodded. "I am not above eating with my crew," he murmured. "Once in a great while, anyway."

T he tease let light shine from his dark brown eyes. The captain motioned for her to go through the door first, and then he would follow.

"A s for plans, well, you'll find out in due time, when I - or Gibbs, as it may be  - address the crew."

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